I have a bird problem aka strawberry thieves! Thanks to a creative spark from my Creative Mind book I have devised a way to get even with them. Behold the Black Hole Bird Relocator (the BHBR)!

If anything with feathers approaches said strawberry plants a small black hole appears and sucks the bird in. It’s then safely relocated to The Bird Strawberry Rehabilitation Center, Clockwork Orange style. My strawberries are safe and those meddling birds are free to pillage elsewhere…or not.